lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

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“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”

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animperialafflictionbyfiction:

“Reading on e-readers isn’t actually reading.”

“You’re just now reading that? I read that forever ago. You’re so behind!”

“Oh that book is going to be the next *insert popular book title*.”

“Well I’m a bigger fan because I’ve liked it longer.”

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territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

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white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

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